29 Hilarious Gag Gifts to Celebrate a 70th Birthday

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  1. Pirate Bottle Opener Keychain - Arrr, matey! This pirate-themed bottle opener keychain is a fun and practical gift for anyone who loves pirates or enjoys a good bottle of beer or wine.
  2. Prank Gift Box - Fool your loved ones with this prank gift box. It looks like a real product box, but inside, you can hide their actual gift. Perfect for pranksters and those who love a good laugh.
  3. MyHeritage DNA Test Kit - Discover your ancestry and connect with relatives with this DNA test kit. It's a unique and intriguing gift for anyone interested in their family history.
  4. Autumn/Winter Slippers - Keep your feet warm and cozy with these hilarious baguette-shaped slippers. They're perfect for lounging around the house and are sure to be a conversation starter.
  5. Funny Couples Coffee Mug Set - This hilarious coffee mug set is the perfect gift for couples who love to tease each other. With "I Like His Beard" and "I Like Her Butt" printed on each mug, it's sure to bring a smile to their faces every morning.
  6. Donut Hole Ceramic Mug - This funny novelty mug looks like a donut with a bite taken out of it. It's the perfect gift for donut lovers or anyone with a sweet tooth.
  7. Checklist Memo Pad - Stay organized and have a laugh with this checklist memo pad. It's perfect for jotting down to-do lists, reminders, or funny notes to yourself.
  8. Bathroom Activity Book - Make toilet time more entertaining with this hilarious activity book. Filled with funny facts, bathroom jokes, poop puzzles, and Sudoku, it's the perfect gag gift for someone with a sense of humor.
  9. Pimple Popping Stress Relief Toy - Relieve stress and satisfy your inner popaholic with this pimple popping toy. It provides a satisfying sensory experience and is perfect for anyone who loves watching pimple popping videos.
  10. Inflatable Flying Shark Toy - Bring the fun to any party or gathering with this inflatable flying shark. It's easy to control and will have everyone laughing as it glides through the air.
  11. Funny 70th Birthday Makeup Bag - This makeup bag is a great gag gift for someone celebrating their 70th birthday. With its humorous design and practical use, it's sure to bring a smile to their face every time they use it.
  12. "Crafting with Cat Hair" Book - For the cat enthusiast with a sense of humor, this book provides step-by-step instructions on how to create adorable crafts using your cat's shed fur. It's a quirky and entertaining gift idea.
  13. Giant Fist Drink Cooler - Keep your beverages cool and your party guests entertained with this hilarious giant fist drink cooler. It's perfect for backyard BBQs, pool parties, or any gathering where a touch of humor is needed.
  14. Funny Nose Pencil Sharpener - Add some laughter to your desk with this hilarious pencil sharpener. Shaped like a nose, it's a fun and quirky gift idea for anyone with a sense of humor.
  15. Grilled Cheese Sandwich Press - This novelty sandwich press is perfect for the cheese lover in your life. It imprints a fun image of Jesus on your grilled cheese sandwiches, adding a touch of humor to mealtime.
  16. Super Jumbo Playing Cards - Take game night to the next level with these super-sized playing cards. They're perfect for parties, family gatherings, or anyone who wants to add a fun twist to their card games.
  17. Holographic Face Glitter Gel - Add some sparkle to any occasion with this fun and vibrant glitter gel. Perfect for festivals, parties, or cosplay, this gel is cruelty-free and will make anyone shine like a unicorn.
  18. Bob Ross Chia Pet - Bring some artistic flair to your home with this Bob Ross Chia Pet. Simply spread the seeds, water, and watch as Bob Ross's iconic afro grows into a beautiful green plant. It's a unique and entertaining gift for any occasion.
  19. Pizza Sleeping Bag Blanket - This novelty blanket is designed to look like a delicious pepperoni pizza. It's soft, cozy, and perfect for lounging around the house or as a fun camping accessory.
  20. Potato Chip Snake Prank Toy - Fool your friends and family with this classic prank toy. Hide the realistic-looking snake inside a can of potato chips, and watch as they jump in surprise when they open it. It's a timeless gag gift for April Fools' Day or Halloween.
  21. Long Distance Lamp Set - Keep in touch with loved ones no matter the distance with this set of Wi-Fi enabled lamps. When one lamp is touched, the other lights up, creating a unique and heartwarming connection.
  22. Sherpa Blanket - Wrap yourself in cozy comfort with this plush and soft sherpa blanket. Perfect for snuggling up on the couch, bed, or sofa, this blanket is a must-have for chilly nights.
  23. "The Zombie Survival Guide" Book - A humorous and informative guide to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Perfect for the zombie enthusiast or anyone who loves a good laugh.
  24. Autobiographical Journal - Encourage self-reflection and storytelling with this unique journal. The Book of Me provides prompts and space for recording memories, experiences, and personal reflections, making it a thoughtful gift for capturing a lifetime of memories.
  25. Adjustable Tablet Stand Holder - A versatile and practical gift for tech-savvy individuals. This stand holder allows for easy viewing and hands-free use of tablets, making it perfect for reading, watching movies, or video calls.
  26. Shakespeare Insults Gift Poster - A hilarious and educational gift for literature lovers. This poster features a collection of Shakespearean insults, guaranteed to bring a smile and a chuckle to any recipient.
  27. Aluminum-Free Deodorant - A natural and effective deodorant option for those looking to avoid aluminum. This long-lasting deodorant provides odor control with a refreshing scent of bergamot and ginger.
  28. Miniature Violin Decoration - A charming and whimsical gift for music lovers or collectors. This miniature violin comes complete with a stand, bow, and case, making it a perfect addition to any dollhouse or home decor display.
  29. Funny Gym Tank Top - A humorous and eye-catching gift for fitness enthusiasts. This sleeveless tank top features a funny slogan that is sure to make people laugh at the gym or during workouts.